Phantom Waves Control Panel

Initiating Sequence:

> load_module("phantom_waves")

> check_status() // No actual waves detected.

WARNING: Sky currently experiencing minor fluctuations in non-existent wavelengths.

Proceed with caution. Dreams susceptible to involuntary distortions.

> launch_experiment("sky_joke_procedure")

INFO: Testing limits of absurdity in aerial dialogues.

> if(statement == "Why did the cloud cross the horizon?")

>    respond("To get to the other atmosphere.")

ERROR: Laughter metric exceeded. Skies now 40% funnier.

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