Professor F. Flotsam: Have you seen the roots of this theory, Milo? It seems they burrow deep into... well, nowhere in particular.
Milo the Mapmaker: Professor, I assure you, they follow a path more crooked than any politician during election week.
Imaginary roots mapped here include:
Left Thinkers, Underbark Socrates, and Theoretical Phototropism.
Programmer P. Pencil: But what about the clouds? We seem to be shadowed by our aggregated pivots.
Botanist B. Blunder: Fear not, for beneath our feet lie not mere roots, but dreams awaiting documentation in footnotes we forgot to write.