The Nightshade Chronicles

Under purple-tinted moons, the shadows whisper regrets of the forgotten kind.
Status updates from yesterday's coffee.
No one likes the irony of vegetables.

The Irony of Invisible Veggies

Meet the nightshade, the vegetable that never was. Dreamers prefer to sleep with it under their pillows, claiming it wards off the modern, ironic faeries.
Absurdity loves company, yet all the companies have gone public.
Embrace the shadows and find their hidden tales.

Mixed Dreams, Mixed Drinks

Ever tasted a midnight dream soaked in compliance? Just add nightshade and stir.
Caution: stirring too long may result in existential crisis or spontaneous poetry.
Spoken legends forgotten by the light of day.

Reflections in a Broken Mirror

The nightshade's true reflection is most visible when one stops looking for it.
Buy one get one invisible—place your orders where dreams align with irony.
Echoes that once were but have decided to opt-out.