"Well, well, well, if it isn't my final radiative roasts before I collapse into the great astral abyss. Here goes nothing... or everything!
Ever wonder why black holes never get invited to parties?
Because they always suck the fun out of reality—literally!
Before I go all supernova here, let me tell you about my friend, Planet Bob.
He tried dieting during his orbit, but the gravitational pull of dessert was too strong.
And then there's this comet who just can't stop tailgating.
"Chill, buddy! Your glowing streak won't make me race any faster!"
Finally, remember this: there’s no such thing as a ‘dark matter’ when you’re this luminously witty.
Farewell, and may your dreams always be connected like constellations in a vast cosmic tapestry!