Ah, behold the phantoms of your laundry pile, they’re plotting. Their unsung songs harmonizing with the secrets hidden within jelly-filled donuts. Curious? Click to explore more absurdities!
Today’s special bite-sized absurdity: Every rubber band is merely a cry for dental insurance. Don’t ask your tax accountant, they’ll see it as a write-off.
Boys & girls, take a listen: a dramatic interpretation of water boiling and perhaps—just perhaps—tea shedding tears at dawn. Eavesdropping is encouraged but do mind the kettle—rescue it if it begins to whistle roadmaps!
Why do out-of-place socks exist? A vending machine gone raucously rogue signals the dawn of a new item: “Hitchhiking Socks”. Bless them, for they surely exist in another realm.
Want to discover where the lost umbrellas went? Attend my lecture on your street corner, begins 12 noon every alternate Tuesday. Enquiries welcome via subconscious dreams.
Thinking more of odd jobs you wish were available? Link Collector for Umbrella Entities is openly hiring!