Boxing Over the Moon

"Step lightly, noble astronaut; the lunar soil has a belt insurance plan."

Ever imagined two craters exchanging jabs? A dueling lunar luminary? Grapple with 0.1 g? We've lost the map to instructional boxing on the surface of the silvery orb. But fret not; history books acclaimed this alas as computational absurdity, triangulating egoism and lunar overconfidence.

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Lunar Rhapsody Entry