"Do you suppose the better half is still lost in the condiment aisle?"
"Mustard dreams pickle epiphanies..."
"When did wheat become the symbol of our existential crises?"
"Loaf philosophies... rising... kneading..."
"Perhaps the paperclip does hold the universe together."
"Metallic binds on thoughts sublime..."
"I've heard that dreams now have limited-time offers."
"Sales on surrealism, buy one get one free..."
"In the end, isn't everything just a shadow of a shadow?"
"Echoes in caves of neon nostalgia..."