"Aliens prefer dogs over cats scientifically proven by the latest 313 MHz study," said no one ever.
Buckle up, interstellar hitchhikers! The galaxy's message is clearer and slightly more ridiculous than ever. Blurrgh signals from the Andromeda pub tournament indicate a deep fascination with Earthlings' secret love for chocolate.
Why did the Martian refuse to play checkers? Because he was afraid of getting "boarded"!
In light of recent transmissions, the Universal Bureau of Whimsy has decided to unveil the long-awaited Galactic Cheese Chronicles. Dive into them and know Earth's smelliest puns.
Incoming report: Pigeons found shopping for salad dressing in a parallel universe. Final verdict: Mars needs marketing!