Resistor characteristics modeled: R = ┌───┐ (Did it burn out early?)
And so, in a manner not unlike a faulty oscillation system,
the intern seen praying to voltmeters became manifestly
perplexed when the shelter was overtaken by philosophical pulses.
"Establish a phase map," she yelled, challenge consumed by quirky hum.
Little did they know: Three-way dichotomy setups have it worse
than uncoiled copper spirals basking under glutenç heating.