The Cosmic Comedy Club

Why did the comet break up with the asteroid? Too much space between them.

• Neptune: Known for its icy demeanor and secret love of warm coffee.
• Mars: The red planet boasts of its romantic escapades with Earth.
• Venus: A greenhouse gone rogue, flirting with fame and high temperatures.
• Jupiter's Great Spot: Auditions for karaoke took an unexpected turn.
• Pluto: Small but significant. It charges for every selfie taken close by.