Embark on a Distant Journey

They say life is an absurd code embedded into the fabric of space.

Remember: Always encode your humor in a baseline unbreakable cipher.

I saw a snail on my journey; it said, "No REST for the wicked... I'm slow!"

To travel is to render yourself vehicle-less in a land of wandering thoughts.

Have you heard about the matrix that was gluten-free? Too many worms in the code!

Click here to decode the secret of flight; otherwise, you may just roll your sofa instead.