Log Entry 2217.5 - Year of the Unabridged Apology:
Travels took me to a time when people were so polite, they apologized for existing. "Excuse me, pardon my existence," became the favored greeting. Irony ran rampant. Yet, one could not visit without a detailed map, for the roads had right-of-ways as long as the apologies themselves.
Log Entry 1320.9 - The Eloquent Silence:
A decade known for words that never were spoken. Silences greater than the loudest speeches marked their history. Time Travelers mimicked belligerent tortoises, retreating into their shells, making ironic haste while remaining paradoxically dormant.
Log Entry 4579.2 - The Festival of Unseen Umbrellas:
An epoch where invisibility was the height of fashion. Umbrellas were opened in the streets, though unseen, they provided shelter from nothing and everything. The irony? They were sold with open secrets behind closed doors.