Disclosures of the Hieroglyphics
In an era when whispers held the power to topple empires, our ancestors chose to carve their grievances and giggles into stone. Herein lies their unabridged secrets, now interpreted by the top-notch (and possibly only) hieroglyphic stand-up comedian.
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The Potent Mood Lifter
Why did the papyrus cross the river? To roll in the reeds on the other side!
Because some days are reed-tastically better.
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The Jittery Obelisk
Did you hear about the pharaoh who took a nap? He si-ree-oked!
Nap time is sacred among the caffeinated.
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The Talkative Sphinx
Ever tried talking to a sphinx? Itβs nothing but riddles and yawns.
Yawning riddles are the shelf life of mystery.