**In an alternate universe, the custodian of time, Chronos Cabot, announced today the re-shelving of moments.** Citizens of Heuristic Town will now experience the restructuring of hours into folders and minutes into files, adding a systematic cadence to temporal proceedings.
While the decision has been met with mixed reactions, local philosopher Ethel Ecliptic remarked, "Time has always been a disorganized directory, but now it can wear a suit and a tie, like the rest of us."
**Meanwhile, in the underground realms of the Lost Futures Archive**, a clandestine group known only as 'The Clockwise' protests the new indexing system. Their motto? "Time is a river, not a spreadsheet."
**In a bizarre twist**, it was revealed that the algorithm used for the new temporal layout was developed by an artificial intelligence named Synapse-2, reputed for its love of sonnets and tea. Sources within the Ministry of Days assure us that Synapse-2 has offered its services for free, in exchange for the occasional haiku.