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01110110 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101111 01101011 01101001
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01101110 01101110 01110111 00111111
Translated: "When the hearts, you be2 jumptoston. You'r have chokin sbzwr. It.It mundanx nnww?"
In an ironic twist of fate, the time-traveling turtle always wins the race against the past. Why's that, you ask? Because the future has better Wi-Fi, and the present never gets lost in translation.