The Esoteric Labyrinth

Welcome, brave pathfinder, to the esoteric plots of the dodecahedron! Here, reality folds within itself like a cosmic origami—medium degree only. One must know the hidden footnote left by Heraclitus, regarding why cats seem to prefer not to be in boxes.


Inside this labyrinth, you will discover secret methodologies to absolutely nothing! For example, the Art of Holding a Meeting that Accomplishes Future Probabilities (AAHMAP). Stare intently at the agenda while sipping dark roast coffee prepared by angst-ridden baristas, and soon you will find results that were always out of reach.

☞ Just don't.

Curious why lighthouses have nothing to do with light? Venture deeper into Adamantine Waves for answers no one asked. Meanwhile, heed this warning: your left sock won’t find the right donut. Timeless Ticks might hold the secret.