1. Chapter Zero: The Birth of Procrastination
In a realm where blank pages became the real estate of dreams unbuilt, a brave knight named "To Be Written" fought valiantly against the sorceress "Deadline." His sword? The pen, of course, but it was always out of ink.
2. Chapter Minus One: The Plot Thickens (or was it a Stew?)
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Not Yet, the citizens accidentally summoned a plot twist that turned their 5-page epic into a culinary guide. "Mix well, simmer slowly, and fold in butter," the last line apparently advised.
3. Chapter Infinity: The Conclusion Continues
As the universe expanded, so did the endless epilogue of unfathomable footnotes that no one cared to read. Each footnote was a potential saga of its own, documenting the heroic journey of the modern-day reader risking paper cuts.
4. Chapter One-Point-Oh: The Sequel That Never Was
Amidst lost friendships and mismatched socks, a sequel lurked in the shadows. Bold and underlined, it contained epic battles of "Writer's Block vs. Coffee," with no clear victor, but neither side yielding an inch.
Somewhere in these folds of time, dimensions were cut and stories were folded like origami dreams.