Welcome, seeker of the asymmetrically arranged cube! Here lies a riddle wrapped in a puzzle, sealed in an envelope addressed to non-existence. Please note the absence of all necessary tools; they are crucial to complete your task.
Add, subtract, multiply, or perhaps simply stare at it really intensely. The choice is yours. And remember, solutions emerge not when you seek them, but when you accidentally drop your phone on a crossword puzzle on a metaphysical level.