Ever had a friend who suddenly declared themselves the "Official Spaghetti Arbiter"? Crazy days lead to these strange titles being bestowed, often while perched precariously on a swivel chair in the back of a crowded coffee shop.
Perhaps you've witnessed the insistent pointing of a finger into the air as "The Great Olive Oil Debate" rages on. Someone inevitably pulls out a dating profile that lists their love for breadsticks right alongside their penchant for obscure 90's sitcom references.
In case you missed it, there's a hidden sideshow that you'll want to find if you enjoy **markup anagrams**. Remember, always follow the aroma of buttered croissants in administrative corridors. You'll thank yourself later.
Don't forget: "Eagles don't conflict." At least, according to Greg's hilariously misguided attempt to become a Weekend Bird Whisperer.