"You youngsters wouldn't understand, but back in my fiery youth, I was a supernova, a real blast at cosmic parties! Now? I’m just a tattered nebula with an outdated gravitational pull."
"They say every end is a new beginning. But let me tell you, reincarnation as a black hole? Overrated. And the paparazzi of the universe, those pesky quasars, just don’t quit."
"Look at me, collapsing in on myself like a star-studded reality TV show. The irony isn’t lost on me when I realize I've given out more light than I’ve saved. But then again, who needs a bright future when you can be a guffawing ghost in the void?"