Imagination is often the precursor to inevitable mishaps. Picture, if you will, a banquet nestled within the shadows of ethereal specters and stray constellations. The invitation simply states: "Bring your shiniest celestial artifact and prepare for a waltz." But little do attendees know, this waltz is more akin to a hopscotch disaster on a cosmic scale.
The velvet table, adorned with flickering stardust, seems to mock the prowess of its forgotten artisans. One might ask, how does one serve salad on an astral plane? Our chefs, a blend of robots and poetic muses, are still grappling with the concept of gravity and vinaigrette.
We've deployed our finest space curators—from skeptical martian diplomats to tango-practicing androids—to manage the buffet line. Yet, tales of mashed potatoes momentarily summoning black holes have raised more questions than they answer.
The highlight of the evening? A performance of the "Galactic Glide" by a troupe of mischievous quasars. As they twirl through the quantum chaos, their glowing harmony sparks a riveting debate on the merits of extraterrestrial etiquette and the folly of cough etiquette amidst stars.
For those lost in a nebula of indecision, our advice is simple: Follow the incandescent breadcrumbs laid by the shadowy figures of past banquets. Fear not the ghostly plates that spin eternally, for they are merely guides in this cosmic culinary journey.
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