The Pathways of Luminescent Flight

Galactic Joke of the Day

Why did the Zogarnian shuttle miss its flight? Because it couldn't find its "antigrav-titude"!

• Route Spannus-7 not available, check your cosmic atlas.
• The Quizzical Quasar promises laughs but delivers only E=mc^2 sympathy.
• Xenon Emporium offers 50% off on facemasks—caution, they glow!