SCENE 1: A vast desert. Stars twinkle mischievously.
Title Card: "The Stars' Secret Gala — A Celestial Farce"
Pan to a lone cactus, a shadow of a figure approaches...
SCENE 2: Glaring sun, a tumbleweed rolls past.
Title Card: "Alas, the Moon's Unrequited Love for the Sun"
Close-up of the moon pulling an exaggerated pout. Silent sobs ensue.
SCENE 3: A constellation plot twist.
Title Card: "When Orion Met Perseus: A Misunderstanding"
Orion gestures dramatically, pointing to invisible lines of fate.
SCENE 4: Stars conspire.
Title Card: "The Unfolding of a Galactic Irony"
Twinkling conspirators exchange knowing glances, a stellar wink.