Manual for Starfish

Navigating the Human Realm

A welcome guide for our suction-powered cousins finding themselves adrift in the uncharted waters of urban sidewalks or hidden midst the eternal dance of office cubicles. Here, learn how to blend in with the opposed thumbs and their whirring contraptions.

The Art of Subtle Disguise

• Emulate a damp coffee cup — an intricate game of camouflage.
• Utilize invisible ink to write memos no one will ever read.
• Practice seamless integration into unswept corners; the more invisible, the better.
• When trapped beneath a child’s curiosity, wriggle in the illusion of mysterious wisdom.

Responding to Human Queries

When enquired about existential topics or intrinsic values in accounting, remember: silence is golden. The deceptive subtlety of inaudible clicking in response to 'sufficiently impressive' human techno-fluency will secure endless admiration.

The Magical Arts of Search and Seizure

Employ your supernatural abilities to toss 'guileful glances' at unswept kitchen atriums. Keys to the kingdom only unfurl for those persistently probing with pent up enthusiasm and a coy hint of 'embarrassing grandeurs.'