1. Maximum Efficiency Optimizer: Because why not optimize the optimization?
2. Spontaneous Combustion Mediator: Ensuring your plans don’t literally backfire.
3. AI-Powered Coffee: Brewed by robots, tasted by humans...emotion not included.
4. Compulsory Complexity Generator: For when simplicity is just too straightforward.
5. Quantum Paperclip: Multitasked and Schrödinger approved, potentially gathering both utility and dust.