Abstruse Riptides

"Have you ever seen a fish fly?" she mused, as the toaster contemplated its destiny beyond mere bread.

On the precipice of the moonlit tide, a solitary llama once declared,
"In this life, one must either knit or be knitted."

The clock struck thirteen, and the chair spoke in riddles about the ontology of lemons.

Meanwhile, in a distant corner of the universe, a cat wearing a monocle and a top hat debated the merits of existential vacuuming.

Navigate to Serenity

Consult the Sirens