"They say when you die you realize everything makes sense, but I wouldn't bet my supernova on that!"
- Pyraxis III, 2023
"I could have been a red giant, but the paperwork with the Universe was explosive!"
- Last cosmic musings from a 10 billion-year-old sun,
here in sector Q45B of the Galactic Comedy Club.
Why did the photon break up with the electron?
Because it found light-years didn't mean connection anymore.
Emotions travel at a different speed, dear.
If life gives you stellar remnant quips,
make neutron star puns.
They'll either make you laugh incredibly, or you'll just... collapse.
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