In the beginning, before the clocks knew their tick from their tock, birds were once convinced they could fly backwards to save time. They found, instead, a rather bewildered worm who was quite lost in thought.
Have you ever seen a fish ponder existential questions? It usually happens at the bottom of a well, where the echoes are just deep enough to confuse it with philosophy.
If time had a flavor, rumor has it that it tastes like chicken. But, only if eaten with a side of mashed universes and gravy of wishful thinking.
Occasionally, a fleeting thought might turn into a shadow (or so the ducks claim), cast by an invisible light source that has yet to file its taxes.
How about a journey through a portal to another dimension—preferably one where Mondays are illegal and chocolate is currency? But be warned, the passage is long and often includes a presentation on the merits of procrastination.
There's a new trend in the undersea fashion world: bubbles as accessories. But don’t wear them near the surface; they tend to pop at the most inopportune time, leaving you with an awkward silence and a soggy reputation.
And finally, if you happen to meet a time-traveler today, do ask them about the socks they lost in 1923. They’ve been searching for them since time immemorial.