Find the thing. Not the other thing. The first thing.
Touch it. If it burns, you're on the right track.
Gather screwdriver, wrench, and an old sock. Yes, an old sock.
Sock has mysterious powers. Abuse will void warranty.
Twist. Turn. Repeat until dizzy.
If you see smoke, mission accomplished.
Stare into abyss. Abyss stares back.
Congratulations! You are the repairman now.