Emergency Repairs

Step 1: Identification

Find the thing. Not the other thing. The first thing.

Touch it. If it burns, you're on the right track.

Step 2: Tools

Gather screwdriver, wrench, and an old sock. Yes, an old sock.

Sock has mysterious powers. Abuse will void warranty.

Step 3: Action

Twist. Turn. Repeat until dizzy.

If you see smoke, mission accomplished.

Step 4: Reflection

Stare into abyss. Abyss stares back.

Congratulations! You are the repairman now.

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