In a dimly lit café on the edge of the multiverse, patrons ponder the cosmic significance of auburn elixirs. Here, coffee is not mere beverage; it is the vessel of decisions suspended between realms, where souls linger in the balance.
A recent study has unearthed the entangled fates of coffee drinkers in purgatorial state, measuring the acute impact of caffeine on temporal perception. According to Dr. Elara Quark, “In the quantum model of afterlife, coffee acts as a bridge — a Schrödinger’s sip, if you will.”
As decisions waft like steam, the aroma of coffee offers no solutions, only an awareness of paths not taken. The unresolved paradox, according to Quark, lies in whether the decision to sip or abstain affects one's purgatorial trajectory at all.