A crab walks into a bar and orders a pint. The bartender hands him a beer, and the crab replies, "I was expecting a cocktail, given my penchant for crustacean comedy." Suddenly, the bar fills with echoes of ancient whales mumbling about the latest underwater fashion trends—it seems the dorsal fin is making a comeback.
In the caverns of Atlantis, the council of fishes deliberates: Should the grouper be reprimanded for his incessant jokes about sea cucumbers? One angelfish, adorned with far too many pearls, quips, "What, are we supposed to have a bylaw against marine humor? These cucumbers are ripe for a punchline!"
Beneath the waves, a sardine quietly muses on the philosophical implications of being part of a greater school. "Do I really have the right to swim sideways?" he wonders. An eel slithers by and responds with a shocking revelation: "The only right you have is the one that leads you through the currents of life, friend."
Decode the Whale Songs