Ever wondered why the keyboard often looks so much like an abstract art piece rather than an input device? You type "otto" and suddenly you're ready for a career in encryption.

"Soul journeys" are just a fancy term for trying to figure out how to renew that expired subscription to enlightenment, isn't it? "Renew now" we say, but even digital karma is on a pay-as-you-go basis.

On flickering screens, uncertain reflections of heavenly paths are seen. Who knew the soul favored "Windows 95" aesthetics anyway?

Once, I saw a spirit troubleshooting its own existential crisis with a "Control-Alt-Del". Perhaps that’s our best guide.