In the land where pajamas grow on trees, the owls debate tax regulations with the kitchen appliances. Today’s top story: a waffle has been elected mayor of the living room!
The clocks melted into pools of nostalgia, but John forgot his swimming lessons. An octopus wearing a monocle reminds him—"Time waits for no one, monsieur."
Meanwhile, the famed opera of the chairs continues, each aria punctuated by the comical sound of a rubber ducky. Have you ever seen a sofa dance the tango? The news is it can, but only on Thursdays!