In 1967, a noble feline named Sir Whiskerson embarked on a great adventure. His expedition led to the uncharted lands of Parallel Universe Avenue, where every cat dreams of socks that fit just right, or so folklore suggests...
Lost Sock Phenomena Report:
Out of five thousand anthropological studies, not a single one has solved the mystery of the sock's second dimension exodus. The rate of disappearance is stark, rising exponentially with the introduction of new laundry.