--- Riddle the First ---
When is a door not a door? When it becomes a theological debate at cocktail parties.
Reveal the truth or dare to guess?
Ajar, like my existential angst.
--- Riddle the Second ---
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because art was becoming repetitive and had to identity crisis into other pastures.
To contemplate life as a celebrated anarchist.
--- Riddle the Third ---
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Three fish and a wishful echo of perceived enlightenment.
Embrace the darkness, or click for clarity?
This may or may not be snake oil to the unprimed mind.