Greetings, esteemed fragment enthusiast. Welcome to the interdimensional logistics hub!
Step 1: Grasp the fragment firmly; no lighter than 3.5 neutron pounds and no darker than cosmic twilight.
Step 2: Initiate the third clockwise revolution at the second Tuesday of the upcoming solstice.
Step 3: Sing the official praise anthem of the Galactic Horse Shoe—a tune lost to time, humorously stolen from vending machine melodies.
Final Step: Proceed to the Portal and mark your achievement with an ephemeral dance of triumph.
For scrollable knowledge or unwavering curiosity:
Invoke Brimstone!