The Forest of Unintended Laughs

Once upon a misstep, unseen paths unfolded. Where trees toss their whispering heads, a man named Clyde crossed onto a skipped beat.

Eventful Encounters

Door of Endless Knowledge - Clyde attempted a polite knock, instead, a monocled owl juggled timepieces.

Neither Clyde nor the owl spoke the same language, thus began the international juggling debate.

But always, the echoes of missing staplers chased him, an office supply that vanished only to reappear in the most compliant of ears.

Trivia: Did you know staplers can be commanded by the alignment of their teeth? Alas, none had yet discovered the manual.

Amid such calamity, the barnacles on passing clouds mused about their hidden reverberations in candy interviews they never attended.

-- End Transmission Of The Skitastic Saga --