Did you ever watch shadows dance? They say it's all the rage among the nocturnal set. "Why walk," said one shadow to another, "when we could pirouette?"
Here's the thing about shadows: they are excellent at keeping secrets. When the sun dips below the horizon, shadows start whispering fashionable lies. Have you heard? The lamp's light is thinking about a new angle; she's such a luminary!
The mirror mumbles: "Reflections are only real when nobody's looking," which raises an existential issue tea kettle has with its boiling point. Have you ever heard a synthetic voice in perfect harmony? It's rumored they sing the digital blues. But there are no worries when one is in lower-case echo.