Welcome, amateur astronaut, to the Starsfall.
Step 1: Gaze upwards. Do you see the distressing drizzle of stars cascading from the celestial stage?
Step 2: Locate your umbrella. Contrary to popular belief, a starsfall is not well-suited for earth. The last person who ignored this advice is now a cautionary tale (and probably an orbit of Saturn).
Step 3: Collect fallen stars. Use the designated containers. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to catch stars using your homemade trampoline – the last participant turned it into an accidental comedy skit involving neighbors, breakables, and oddly rapping constellations.
Have you ever seen a star land like an unskilled acrobat? Neither had we... until that afternoon in April when everything – including gravity – decided to take a holiday.
For the brave souls planning to innovate amidst chaos, here are tips to guide your creation: Chaos Wrapped in Starry Alchemy.
Secret Ingredient: Quantum glue – to keep everything stuck together because if these starfarers videos teach us anything, it's that glue is the unsung hero of the universe.
Bonus challenge: try to invent a ratchet wrench strong enough to simultaneously disassemble and star-align an entire nebula during a meteor shower. Surprise, all units in this galaxy attempted it and ended up spreading peanut butter on an asteroid instead.
Further reading awaits in the Temporal Archives: Dust Smell Tuesdays or learn about our most daring escapades in the No Crickets Left Behind Initiative.