You knock thrice on the cosmic door, and lo, it creaks open with an echo of witty banter. An alien voice whispers,
"To open the door is to understand that it always swings inward unless you question the laws of celestial physics."
But worry not, our Unlocking Guru charges by the laughter!
The universe has spoken, and apparently, it prefers puns over profound philosophies.
If you ever encounter a locked galaxy, remember the password: Opening it is half the fun!
Need another dimension? Quantum Flux Gates
Want to learn more humorous physics? Frequencies of Laughter
Lost in space? Miscalculated Coordinates