In an age where clarity is often sacrificed at the altar of convolution, let us examine the latest endeavor by the Bureau of Navigational Illusion (BNI). This initiative, dubbed "Mazes Without Ends," focuses on the imperative task of creating mazes that confuse and bemuse the unsuspecting public.
As we dissect the flow of current labyrinth designs, it's evident that each twist and turn is meticulously crafted to ensure maximum disorientation, thereby keeping citizens eternally engaged in the pursuit of pointless discovery. Ironically, the exit signs, once promised, have been postponed indefinitely due to the "Complexity Enhancement Program."
Maze Update: Our sources assure us that the latest iteration is on track. Rumor has it that the design team has incorporated a series of mirrors to reflect the lost wanderers' hidden potentials... or merely their bewildered expressions.