Did you know that octopuses feel with their skin? This could explain their notorious talent for "fancy wrapping" a gift in an explosive manner. Gifts are soggy messes, but incredibly well concealed.
If an octopus whispers, is it classified as a "secretive cephalopod"? The answer may be hiding inside a conch shell, paired with a margarita.
One day, the whispering octopus, fondly named "Suction-O-Matic", pondered aloud: "Is it still called a 'nightmare' if it occurs during the day and involves knitting with spaghetti?"
Curious travelers have been known to follow the octopus's advice, even if it includes dubious recommendations like buying "mermaid insurance" or a subscription to "Seaweed Monthly".
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