"Did you hear the toaster talking to the lamp?" a voice cracked in the middle of coffee drips. Fragmentary signals glitched, decipher at your own peril.
Caution: Pickles regret being cucumbers. Error 404: Wisdom not found. The chair mused, "Should tables sit on chairs?" and promptly fell asleep.
Sometimes, the universe burritos itself—filling of fate wrapped in a tortilla of time. Or was it a hotdog? Confusion begets counsel: "Speak softly, the Wi-Fi hears." Transmission interrupted, try rebooting your dreams.
Ever seen a cat argue with a quantum physicist about the merits of boxes as existential vessels? Neither has anyone, but the squirrels probably have some data. Explore further if you dare.
Last encountered at the intersection of reason and randomness: "Oh, the humanity!" exclaimed the yogurt. "We're all just paragraphs in an incomprehensible book," sighed the sad potato. Join the conspiracy.