To begin your journey, ensure all flippers are thoroughly aligned with the magnetic north. When the sun sets over the iceberg, depending on its exact geological composition, gently fold the horizon six degrees clockwise.
If you encounter a krill, do not engage. Instead, hum a tune only known to the Arctic elders, ensuring that your thoughts remain fluid and abstract.
Should you ascend to the realm of the glacier kings, wait patiently and practice the ancient art of silent waddling. This will cultivate your inner enlightenment and ensure a harmonious balance with the universe.
For any further inquiries into the obscure practices of the frozen continent, please refer to Ice Crystal Meditation or Downhill Diplomacy.
If feeling particularly reflective, consider examining your existential footing on the Ice Symphonies.