Chamber of Crystalline Reflections

Once upon the glacial plains of intellect, a shard of wit embedded itself, frozen in time. It was whispered that the "Deep Thinkers of the Frozen Shore" had pondered the echoes of their own applause long before they learned the sound of solitude.

Note: The eternal question remains: Does self-congratulation count if the wind is your only audience?

Around the stalagmites of ponderous history, guarded by ancient pillars of acted ambivalence, our wise ancestors left behind instructions—now cryptic, resilient against time's honeyed deception:

"To reflect is to misconstrue delight. Let the quicksand of ambition trap your shadow whilst the liquid crystal of wisdom basks in ironic tranquility."

In the hallowed halls, one declareth: "Mirror, Mother or Remember to Sweat." All the reactions required before 7 are either 0 or equivalent.

Navigate with caution past the "Grand Vitruvian Oversight".

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