Once upon a time, in a land where bananas grew in the shape of keys, the crystals sang lullabies to the lunatics. "Do you hear the whispers?" asked the man with three hats and only one head. "They are saying, 'Beware the blue sock, for it carries the wisdom of the chicken!'" But alas, who listens to chickens?
The crystal fall, known for its ability to turn water into freshly baked chocolate croissants, holds secrets deeper than the ocean's love for jellybeans. Here, the echoes of silent opera bear witness to the dance of invisible elephants. "Moo," they replied, and the world spun on the axis of absurdity.