Crystal of Crabby Conversations: "Did someone whisper 'crustaceans' or is my imaginary lobster just delighted?"

Crystal of Cancelled Caravans: "Once, a traveler forgot to pack sense, humor followed, yet their map remained uncharted."

Crystal of Curly Quips: "Somewhere, in the labyrinth of yesteryears, an echo chuckles at unspoken cupcakes."