Discovered in a remote corner of the Alabaster Tombs, this chocolate bar has remained unconsumed since 1642. Some say it was a treat for the Pharaoh’s chocolate-loving pet iguana, others believe it holds the secret to eternal sweetness. Spoiler: it's just stale.
Legend claims that this cloak renders the wearer completely invisible while simultaneously being completely useless. Found in the depths of Caecus Crypt, its biggest trick is how effectively it hides from the past's fashion critics.
Once believed to be an ancient accounting tool, this abacus has only ever counted towards one thing: disappointment. Located in the Baseless Bank Vaults, it seems to thrive on complex calculations of the heart.