Have you ever wondered what your recliner whispers about you when you leave for a stroll? Sit back and uncoil its stories.
"I'm always here when you sink into Netflix purgatory, but watch those crumbs! You're too comfy for your own good... and mine."
Ever heard the juiciest secrets from that languid ocean of fabric we call a sofa? Let it spill some fabric softener tea.
"You think I care about all those neighbors catching glimpses through your window? I've got my own peep holes and let me tell you, they've seen stuff! LOL."
Oh, the vending machine at the corner shop? Its sugary secrets would make your jaw drop — if its jaw could, you know, drop.
"Day in, day out, I cradle snacks and let people down in equal measure. I have a contentious relationship with pennies."