The Hallways of Inconvenience

Peculiar Itinerary Steps:

• Begin at the Crossroads of the Forgotten Cheese Shop, where every wheel of gouda spins anticlockwise.
• From here, proceed in a northwestern direction until you witness an unmarked post leaning towards southeast, indicating an invisible path.
• At such a post, whisper the phrase “Lanterns do not illuminate fog” thrice under the breath of autumn leaves.
• Once you’ve completed this, astride the conglomeration of bricks and a single fern will usher you to the second square, West End.
• There, stand still until a shadowy figure offers you a breadcrumb trail of amber, hint at its flavor with a melody from your youth.
• Finally, once the figure dissolves into a sprinkle of dusk, trace back to the Crossroads and pivot 90 degrees counter to the sun's current inclination.